Kabare?

Salam! Hari ni aku ke kelas memandu. Pertama kali belajar guna gear. Pening juga kepala mula2. Dah la pengajar 'bad mood' hari ni. Ada la kena marah2 sikit. Hehehehe. Sementara tunggu giliran naik kereta, aku baca Reader's Digest (edisi Asia) keluaran Disember 2007. Sambil tunggu tu, ada la aku gelak sorang2 bile baca lawak jenaka di buku tu. Mesti orang pelik tengok aku gelak sorang2. Di sini aku petik sikit lawak jenaka dari buku tu:

A fellow teacher assigened his Year Four student to write a topic sentence for the following phrases: "Sam always works quietly. Sam is polite to the teacher. Sam always do his homework."
The student's topic sentence? "I hate Sam"

(Jeremy Bullinger)

My five-year-old son hadn't been feeling well for a few days. When spots appeared on his skin, I told him I thought he had chicken pox. "But," Mick wailed. "i haven't ever been near a chicken!"

(Nadine Corman)

-picked from Reader's Digest December 2007 (Asia version)-

ada banyak lagi tapi malas nak salin. kalau korang nak baiki bahasa inggeris, aku cadangkan bacalah reader's digest. memang menarik dan bahasanya pun taklah susah sangat. boleh faham. aku sampai sini dulu. khodahafez.