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Friday, June 12, 2009

Teheran Airport Controller

This is cute!

A British airways flight was going to Teheran from London . When it gets
close to Teheran it starts having some kind of trouble. The pilot contacts
the air tower at Teheran airport and asks for help:

"Teheran, this is Captain Smith, British Airways flight 000, do you read?"

"flight 000, dis iz tehran felight contorol, go ahead"

"teheran , this is flight 000, we have a problem"

"dis iz tehran , vat kind of peroblem?"

"this is flight 000, we have lost power to our engines, please advise"

"dis iz tehran , I reed you, peleez check some things for me, ok?"

"this is flight 000, go ahead"

"dis iz tehran , can you get emergency power to your engines?"

"this is flight 000, negative, no power is available"

"dis iz tehran , can you peleez bering your altitude to 20,000 feet?"

"this is flight 000, negative, our wing controls do not respond"

"dis iz tehran , can you peleez see if you can lower your veels?"

"this is flight 000, negative, landing gears are stuck"

"dis iz tehran , would you peleez repeet thez words after me"

"this is flight 000, go ahead"

"dis iz Tehran , repeat thez words peleez: Ashado ala elahailallah wa
ashado an Mohammadan rasul Allah"
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Acitbudi said...

Buat lawak pulak Bidadari Farsi ni..tapi pahala besar tu..