Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Just For Laughs!

Salam. Hi friends. I got an email from a friend. A funny joke. Let's read and laugh together. However, I changed the joke a little bit. offence ok? Enjoy!

Boss: Where were you born?
A : Malaysia
Boss: which part?
A : What 'which part'? Whole body was born in Malaysia .

2 friends were fixing a bomb in a car.
1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
2: Dont worry, I have one more.

A: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
A: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

A joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
A : Keyboard alphabets were not in order sir, so I made it sequencely..

Museum Administrator: U stupid..That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken!!
A : Thanks God!!! I thought it was a new one..

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God!! I have lost my hand, oh!!
A : Control yourself sir.. Don't cry.. See that man. he has lost his head. Is he crying?

A: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
A: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ""All India Radio!

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
A: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....Dhhuuuurrrrrrrr......
Inteviewer Shouts: Stop it !!!!!
A : Dhhuuuurrrrrr.. dhup dhup dhup dhup...... Stop ready sir..

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
A : An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?

A: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

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